LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: Jul. 16, 2010

On this minicast from the cast of The LSQ Movie Review Cory learns about the birds and the bees, Schwez describes Darth Vader, Joe wants to wrap it up, and Hey Zeus has them choose between The Sorcerer’s Apprentice and Inception.

Episode 24 - Hulk Splash

Sometimes a playful boast can break bad on you and that's exactly what happened to Schwez as he makes good on his promise. Watch for video of the event (as well as the aftermath and extended scenes) to come out soon, even though in the show we claim it'll be up already, but you can listen to audio of it right here and now, as well as our discussion of Iron Man 2 and the continuation of LSQ's Comic Book Movie Geekxplosion. Meanwhile Hey Zeus does some commentating, Schwez does a little lime, Cory has two answers, Schwez goes full throttle, Hey Zeus gets a padwan, Cory wants to verbally punch Schwez, Cory gets up on the top buckle, Schwez professes his love for (Captain) America, Hey Zeus explains Hollywood, Cory asks an important question, Schwez gets five seconds, Jack LaLanne takes over as Magneto, Joe gets replaced, and Schwez gets too many hands lended to him.

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2:18 - Schwez's Listener Challenge
13:44 - Iron Man 2
LSQ's Comic Book Movie Geekxplosion
1:19:53 - X-Men
1:30:56 - Monkeybone
1:32:51 - Ghost World
1:33:54 - From Hell
1:36:25 - Blade II
1:41:13 - Spider-Man
1:46:36 - Road to Perdition
1:50:12 - Daredevil
1:53:11 - X2: X-Men United
1:57:02 - Hulk
2:00:18 - The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Trailer Spotlight
2:04:53 - Inception
2:08:41 - The Other Guys
2:15:10 - Grown Ups
2:22:25 - Jonah Hex

Thanks to this week's sponsor the Roxxon.

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MC Hammer's "Hammer Man" credit sequence
Sam Rockwell's Confessions of a Dangerous Mind audition
"The 5 Worst Deaths Written for Great Characters and Why" on Cracked.com
Thor picture
Inception trailer
The Other Guys trailer
Grown Ups trailer
Jonah Hex trailer

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Theme song:
New Found Glory - King of Wishful Thinking

Opening song:
LMFAO featuring Lil Jon - Shots

Episode 19 - Prince Fantastic

Ahh, summer. Warm temperatures, short skirts, and awesome movies. This week three-fourths of the LSCrew (the good ones) take a sneak peek at 2010's slate of summer movies and talk about how excited we are for each. Meanwhile Joe gets made fun of (a lot), Cory offers Princess Diana some much needed advice, Schwez sings us a song, Hey Zeus almost gets replaced by Morgan Freeman, Cory makes a shitty macaroni necklace, Hey Zeus pulls a fast one, Schwez answers in the form of a question, Cory wants to kill off Joe, Joe doesn't listen, Schwez wears too tight of pants to fit 100 ants in them, DJ the Intern causes some pain, Schwez is voted "LSCrew Member Most Likely to Get Stabbed," Gabe starts his superhero training, Schwez pulls on the tiger's tail, Hey Zeus is a flip-flopper, Schwez learns a new word, Joe's an Oompa Loompa, Schwez gets a raging 10, Harry Carey loves Boondock Saints, Hey Zeus and Cory's dad hangs out with Prince and Macho Man Randy Savage, Schwez and Cory attempt (and fail at) a mind meld, Live Free or Die Hard is brought up three separate times, Cory wants to punch DJ the Intern in the throat to defend Kevin James' honor, Schwez interrupts the summer preview to rave about Parenthood on NBC, Hey Zeus joins Team Alien, Cory wonders what's in the box, Schwez brings up Speed Racer, Chris Evans takes over, Hey Zeus gets his tongue twisted by Sylvester Stallone, DJ the Intern sucks an egg, and Schwez tries not to throw up.

Plus, stay tuned during the episode wrap-up for Schwez's special listener challenge.

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3:39 - The LSQ News Desk
LSQ's Summer Movie Preview
16:40 - Date Night
23:45 - Kick-Ass
30:30 - The Losers
34:28 - A Nightmare on Elm Street
35:45 - Iron Man 2
39:45 - Robin Hood
44:45 - Shrek Forever After
45:55 - MacGruber
50:58 - Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
54:51 - Get Him to the Greek
56:44 - The A-Team
58:57 - Toy Story 3
1:00:49 - Jonah Hex
1:04:09 - Grown Ups
1:07:31 - The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
1:13:50 - The Last Airbender
1:20:12 - Predators
1:24:37 - Inception
1:28:08 - Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
1:30:30 - Takers
1:32:22 - The Expendables
1:35:05 - Piranha 3-D
Current Movies
1:40:18 - Repo Men

Thanks to this week's sponsor Chernoblee.

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Battlefield Earth Apology

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Theme song:
New Found Glory - King of Wishful Thinking

Opening song:
Hold for Swank - Does She Realize

This week's opening song, by local Iowan band Hold for Swank, is available for free( along with two other tracks from their first album That's Why We Can't Have Nice Things) on holdforswank.com, where you can purchase both of their albums. Check 'em out and help support other Iowan talent (or, at least, actual Iowan talent).

Episode 14 - Ernest Goes to Perdition

We missed out on seeing Shutter Island this week, but we make it up by doing a retrospective on Shutter Island star Leonardo DiCaprio, as well as consider going full retard, try to find the black people, invest in some new jewelry, trademark Hanks, rebel against movie crazes, start a world-wide Fight Club, find out who exactly Whoopi Goldberg fondled, confuse Teddy for Franklin Roosevelt, and accidentally skip over Romeo + Juliet. Plus, games!

5:40 - What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
7:24 - The Basketball Diaries
8:17 - Marvin's Room
9:35 - Titanic
10:13 - The Man in the Iron Mask
13:09 - Celebrity
13:23 - The Beach
13:38 - Catch Me If You Can
15:16 - Gangs of New York
17:39 - The Aviator
20:06 - Blood Diamond
21:03 - The Departed
23:54 - Body of Lies
25:00 - Revolutionary Road
26:06 - Shutter Island
28:17 - Inception
29:59 - The Rise of Theodore Roosevelt
31:15 - Untitled Mel Gibson Viking Movie
32:55 - Title Tag

Thanks to this week's sponsor KrebStar. Visit http://pnp.norecess.org/kreb.html for more information.

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Theme song:
New Found Glory - King of Wishful Thinking

Opening song:
Dashboard Confessional - Vindicated