LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: Jul. 2, 2010

On this minicast from the cast of The LSQ Movie Review Joe lies, Cory ba-chows, Schwez makes an unlikely choice, and Hey Zeus declines as they choose between The Twilight Saga: Eclipse and The Last Airbender.

LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: Jun. 4, 2010

On this minicast from the cast of The LSQ Movie Review Schwez gets a new valentine, Cory throws out some acronyms, Joe takes a stand, and Hey Zeus makes them pick between Killers, Get Him to the Greek, Marmaduke, and Splice.


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Owen Wilson's suicide attempt

LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: Apr. 30, 2010

On this minicast from the cast of The LSQ Movie Review, Cory conjugates his verbs, Joe takes a call, Schwez invents some new media, and Hey Zeus gets the LSCrew to tell you whether or not to check out A Nightmare on Elm Street.

LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: Apr. 23, 2010

On this minicast from the cast of The LSQ Movie Review shit gets bananas as Cory and Schwez get into a debate, Joe reads the future, and Hey Zeus opens his eyes as the LSCrew chooses between The Losers and The Back-Up Plan.

Also, Schwez makes a promise to you, the listener, after the show. He's vowing to upload a video to The LSQ Movie Review website of himself drinking five shots of Everclear on the condition that we get 100 subscribers to the show. So tell your friends, tell your neighbors, tell your mom, tell whoever you can to subscribe and let's all do our part to get Schwez fucked up. We all know he deserves whatever irreparable brain damage this stunt will inevitably cause, though it's doubtful you'll be able to tell the difference.

Episode 19 - Prince Fantastic

Ahh, summer. Warm temperatures, short skirts, and awesome movies. This week three-fourths of the LSCrew (the good ones) take a sneak peek at 2010's slate of summer movies and talk about how excited we are for each. Meanwhile Joe gets made fun of (a lot), Cory offers Princess Diana some much needed advice, Schwez sings us a song, Hey Zeus almost gets replaced by Morgan Freeman, Cory makes a shitty macaroni necklace, Hey Zeus pulls a fast one, Schwez answers in the form of a question, Cory wants to kill off Joe, Joe doesn't listen, Schwez wears too tight of pants to fit 100 ants in them, DJ the Intern causes some pain, Schwez is voted "LSCrew Member Most Likely to Get Stabbed," Gabe starts his superhero training, Schwez pulls on the tiger's tail, Hey Zeus is a flip-flopper, Schwez learns a new word, Joe's an Oompa Loompa, Schwez gets a raging 10, Harry Carey loves Boondock Saints, Hey Zeus and Cory's dad hangs out with Prince and Macho Man Randy Savage, Schwez and Cory attempt (and fail at) a mind meld, Live Free or Die Hard is brought up three separate times, Cory wants to punch DJ the Intern in the throat to defend Kevin James' honor, Schwez interrupts the summer preview to rave about Parenthood on NBC, Hey Zeus joins Team Alien, Cory wonders what's in the box, Schwez brings up Speed Racer, Chris Evans takes over, Hey Zeus gets his tongue twisted by Sylvester Stallone, DJ the Intern sucks an egg, and Schwez tries not to throw up.

Plus, stay tuned during the episode wrap-up for Schwez's special listener challenge.

Also, LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays are now available in the iTunes store. Just search for "LSQ" and there we'll be. Look for the full-length Monday shows to be available on iTunes soon. And don't forget, if you subscribe to us through iTunes, please leave us a review. It'll help other people find the show, which of course means we'll get Schwez messed up quicker.

3:39 - The LSQ News Desk
LSQ's Summer Movie Preview
16:40 - Date Night
23:45 - Kick-Ass
30:30 - The Losers
34:28 - A Nightmare on Elm Street
35:45 - Iron Man 2
39:45 - Robin Hood
44:45 - Shrek Forever After
45:55 - MacGruber
50:58 - Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
54:51 - Get Him to the Greek
56:44 - The A-Team
58:57 - Toy Story 3
1:00:49 - Jonah Hex
1:04:09 - Grown Ups
1:07:31 - The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
1:13:50 - The Last Airbender
1:20:12 - Predators
1:24:37 - Inception
1:28:08 - Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
1:30:30 - Takers
1:32:22 - The Expendables
1:35:05 - Piranha 3-D
Current Movies
1:40:18 - Repo Men

Thanks to this week's sponsor Chernoblee.

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Battlefield Earth Apology

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Theme song:
New Found Glory - King of Wishful Thinking

Opening song:
Hold for Swank - Does She Realize

This week's opening song, by local Iowan band Hold for Swank, is available for free( along with two other tracks from their first album That's Why We Can't Have Nice Things) on holdforswank.com, where you can purchase both of their albums. Check 'em out and help support other Iowan talent (or, at least, actual Iowan talent).

Episode 18 - That's a Lot of Testicles

The LSCrew breaks format this week as, instead of reviewing a new release, we catch-up on a few DVDs; specifically, DVDs we assigned each other to watch. Cory assigned Joe The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters, Hey Zeus assigned Schwez Welcome to Colinwood, Schwez assigned Cory Hard Candy, and Joe assigned Hey Zeus Boondock Saints. Join us as we expand our cinematical horizons, Hey Zeus debuts a new segment, Cory finds a way to bring up Piranha 3-D, Schwez gets superexcited about everything, Joe can't open his eyes, Cory and Schwez write a jingle for every segment of the show, Joe and Schwez have a knife fight, Schwez remembers Jumpman, Joe does the robot while stepping on a bit, Cory wants to watch Sam Rockwell dance, Schwez confuses Italian for German, Joe's mom stars in a snuff film, Cory joins A.A., Joe loses track of time, Hey Zeus doesn't represent the group, Cory gets sympathy pains, Hey Zeus doesn't surprise Schwez, Schwez has a theory, Hey Zeus isn't a fan of Ron Jeremy's acting, Joe learns Willem Dafoe's name, and Hey Zeus has a quickie. Plus, games!

2:51 - The LSQ News Desk
10:58 - King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters
20:57 - Welcome to Colinwood
26:04 - Hard Candy
34:34 - Boondock Saints
40:19 - LSQ Quickie: Repo Men
43:45 - Reboot Recast

Thanks to this week's sponsor The Union. Visit theunioncares.com for more information.

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Captain America
http://www.empireonline.com/news/feed.asp?NID=27352
http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/03/19/chris-evans-reportedly-offered-captain-america-role/
http://www.superherohype.com/news/captainamericanews.php?id=9150
Jack Ryan
http://insidemovies.moviefone.com/2009/10/14/chris-pine-jack-ryan-tom-clancy/
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118009912.html?categoryid=13&cs=1
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
http://www.empireonline.com/news/feed.asp?NID=27355
Warner Bros. 3-D
http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/03/18/all-warner-bros-tentpole-movies-will-be-released-in-3d/

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Theme song:
New Found Glory - King of Wishful Thinking

Opening song:
A Change of Pace - Weekend Warriors

Episode 16 - It was Like Robocop, Kinda...

Sickness has hit the LSCrew as Joe is M.I.A. and Hey Zeus was late getting the episode out while Schwez shows his true feelings for Joe's body, Hey Zeus delves into the archives to see how well the Crew predicted the Oscars, Cory creates his own Alice in Wonderland trailer just for Schwez, Hey Zeus finds Brooklyn's Finest's rosetta stone, Schwez explains why he never shuts up, Cory finds a way to bring up Piranha 3-D, Schwez finds a way to bring up Speed Racer, Hey Zeus tries to remind Cory who Max Headroom is, and the whole LSCrew rails against people in movie theaters without common manners and make up a Brooklyn's Finest drinking game.

5:23 - Oscar Results
15:55 - Alice in Wonderland
54:55 - Brooklyn's Finest

Thanks to this week's sponsor BlueStar Corp. Visit thebluesuncorporation.com for more information.

You can e-mail the show at lsqpodcast@gmail.com, follow us on Twitter at @LSQPodcast, and read our blog at lsqpodcast.blogspot.com.

Theme song:
New Found Glory - King of Wishful Thinking

Opening song:
Dropkick Murphys - I'm Shipping Up to Boston

LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: Mar. 5, 2010

On this minicast from the LSQ Movie Review, Anne Shorter makes a lifelong enemy of Hey Zeus. Meanwhile, Cory and Schwez once again bring up their favorite movies to talk about instead of the actual topic (Piranha 3-D and Speed Racer, respectively), and Joe and Cory become lightning brothers, and finally, the LSCrew picks between Alice in Wonderland and Brooklyn's Finest.

Episode 12 - Tuesday of the Dead

Neither meteorological nor technical barriers will stop the LSCrew from taking a look at From Paris with Love, indulging in a few Royales with Cheese, predicting some Oscar winners, pitting John McClaine against Danny Zucko, teaching Cory Jonathan Rhys Meyers' name as well as his own, spotlighting a new batch of trailers, considering starting our own religion, and applying to be Oscar voters.

2:12 - From Paris with Love
30:54 - Oscar picks
44:39 - Trailer Spotlight

Thanks to this week's sponsor The Academy of Tobacco Studies. Visit http://www.academy-of-tobacco-studies.de for more information.

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Oscar Nominations
Hot Tub Time Machine trailer
Piranha 3-D trailer
Clash of the Titans trailer
Shutter Island trailer

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Theme song:
New Found Glory - King of Wishful Thinking

Opening song:
Robbie Williams - Suprême

LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: Jan. 22, 2010

Yet another minicast from the LSCrew. This week, besides shouting out once again at Andy Garcia and Piranha 3-D, they bicker over Legion, Tooth Fairy, and Extraordinary Measures.

Episode 8 - Why Do All the Problems Drop from the Sky?

Whew! A lot's been going on around LSQ Studios, especially in our screening room as the guys double-dose on new movies, begin construction on our supervillain lairs, figure out whether or not vampires eat (and, more importantly, have sex), and listen to Michael Cera masturbate. Plus, games!

2:35 Daybreakers
40:36 Youth in Revolt
46:17 Ultimate...
50:40 Trailer Spotlight
1:02:34 Supervillain Secret Lairs

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Piranha 3-D trailer
The A-Team trailer
The Wolfman trailer
The Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time trailer

Thanks to this weeks sponsor dataDyne Corporation. Visit http://www.datadyne.com for more information.

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Theme song: New Found Glory - King of Wishful Thinking

Opening song: Arcade Fire - Wake Up