LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: Jul. 23, 2010

On this minicast from the cast of The LSQ Movie Review Schwez is talking ’bout Babe, Cory doesn’t get that at all, and Hey Zeus has them choose between Salt and Ramona and Beezus.

LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: Jul. 16, 2010

On this minicast from the cast of The LSQ Movie Review Cory learns about the birds and the bees, Schwez describes Darth Vader, Joe wants to wrap it up, and Hey Zeus has them choose between The Sorcerer’s Apprentice and Inception.

Episode 29 - Lil Topper Loves It

Just because the entire LSCrew is in their twenties doesn't stop them from checking out a movie for 12-year olds... Actually, it doesn't stop Schwez; the rest of them skipped it. Instead, they take a look at The Last Airbender's director, M. Night Shyamalan, and his career thus far with the first edition of LSQ's Director Spotlight while Joe can't wait for X-Men: First Class for a different reason, Cory sees it coming, Schwez gets spoiled, the LSCrew figures out Super 8, Schwez tries to find his max, Cory hates Sam Jackson (or at least his hair), Joe has no imagination, and Cory scares himself.

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3:48 - LSQ News Desk
LSQ Director Spotlight: M. Night Shyamalan
7:11 - The Sixth Sense
10:56 - Unbreakable
15:25 - Signs
24:26 - The Village
26:38 - Lady in the Water
28:55 - The Happening
31:06 - The Last Airbender

Link Dump
X-Men: First Class casting

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Theme song:
New Found Glory - King of Wishful Thinking

Opening song:
My American Heart - The Shake

LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: Jul. 9, 2010

On this minicast from the cast of The LSQ Movie Review Cory gets a fan, Hey Zeus is wrong, Schwez isn't spited, and Joe approves as the LSCrew chooses between Despicable Me and Predators.

Episode 28 - Cowboy Morpheus

Summer vacation ends as the LSCrew drag themselves back to into the LSQ HQ for an LSQ Actor Spotlight of Adam Sandler, then they run through a couple LSQ Quickies, finally end the Geekxplosion, and throw the spotlight on a new batch of trailers while Joe does impressions, Cory pulls landscaping duty, everybody chooses conditioner, Schwez invites controversy, Joe loses his computer, Cory looks, Joe gets defensive, Schwez gets talked into bisexuality, Cory falls in love (with a big black man), Joe gets in on a theme, Schwez is always excited for some kissing, Toy Story 3 is fucked up, Schwez declares "no homo" (in space), and Hey Zeus is Hollywood. Plus, games!

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3:03 - The LSQ News Desk
LSQ Actor Spotlight: Adam Sandler
9:12 - Airheads
10:37 - Billy Madison
14:25 - Happy Gilmore
19:09 - Bulletproof
24:07 - The Wedding Singer
25:31 - The Waterboy
30:15 - Big Daddy
32:17 - Little Nicky
33:39 - Mr. Deeds
37:32 - Punch-Drunk Love
39:02 - Eight Crazy Nights
40:23 - Anger Management
41:50 - 50 First Dates
45:19 - Spanglish
46:10 - The Longest Yard
48:55 - Click
50:20 - Reign Over Me
50:48 - I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
51:38 - You Don't Mess with the Zohan
53:13 - Bedtime Stories
54:06 - Funny People
LSQ Quickies
59:18 - The A-Team
1:04:52 - Get Him to the Greek
1:08:00 - Toy Story 3
1:11:12 - Jonah Hex
LSQ's Comic Book Movie Geekxplosion
1:13:29 - Green Lantern
1:16:12 - Thor
1:18:14 - Captain America: The First Avenger
1:20:51 - The Avengers
Trailer Spotlight
1:23:00 - Cyrus
1:26:43 - Super 8
1:28:48 - The Adjustment Bureau
1:32:00 - Buried
Games
1:34:39 - Degrees

Link Dump
Pee-Wee Herman film
Terry Crews Old Spice commercials
Cyrus trailer
Super 8 trailer
The Adjustment Bureau trailer
Buried trailer

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Theme song:
New Found Glory - King of Wishful Thinking

Opening song:
Martina McBride - Independence Day

LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: Jul. 2, 2010

On this minicast from the cast of The LSQ Movie Review Joe lies, Cory ba-chows, Schwez makes an unlikely choice, and Hey Zeus declines as they choose between The Twilight Saga: Eclipse and The Last Airbender.

LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: Jun. 25, 2010

On this minicast from the cast of The LSQ Movie Review Cory gets confused, Schwez gets honorable, Joe can't decide, and Hey Zeus makes them pick between Grown Ups and Knight and Day.

Episode 27, Part 2 - Die in Your Underwear

It may be a new week but the same old episode continues as the LSCrew winds down LSQ's Comic Book Movie Geekxplosion while the Hulk gets Schwez excited, the LSCrew finds even more about The Dark Knight to talk about, GoldenEye 007 still kicks ass, Schwez has a pitch, Hey Zeus has dibs, and Cory finally gets it.

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LSQ's Comic Book Movie Geekxplosion
1:35 - Iron Man
4:24 - The Incredible Hulk
7:28 - Wanted
9:27 - The Dark Knight
25:49 - Punisher: War Zone
27:09 - The Spirit
28:39 - Watchmen
30:50 - X-Men Origins: Wolverine
33:08 - White Out
34:49 - Surrogates

Link Dump
Iron Man extended ending

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Theme song:
New Found Glory - King of Wishful Thinking

Opening song:
The Strokes - Juicebox

LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: Jun. 18, 2010

On this minicast from the cast of The LSQ Movie Review Cory takes over, Schwez rages against the machine, Hey Zeus is stumped, and Joe faces his biggest fear - all while the LSCrew picks between Toy Story 3 and Jonah Hex.

Watch TV with Schwez: Lost Season 1

I am a HUGE fan of television shows. Don't read that as I watch a lot of TV or even that I watch everything that is on. I just have a knack for finding TV shows that are off the air but were really good. It's not a bad thing my favorite shows aren't on television anymore: it gives me a chance to sit down and watch an entire season or even series in one big helping. I hate reality TV and think that it is what is wrong with TV programming today. A lot like how Lady GaGa is a great example of everything that is wrong with pop music today: media outlets believe that sex sells, period. Which it does, but even more so, so does a gripping story, fantastic acting, and rich interesting characters (something that Hollywood is just starting to pick up on with movies). There are way too many TV shows out there that I have never watched but that are more then likely mindblowing. A list of some of my favorites include:

DEXTER (all seasons)
FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS (season 1 is a must see. The rest of the series starts getting watered down but I still enjoy it)
OVER THERE (got cut off after the first season)
CALIFORNICATION (all seasons)
FREAKS AND GEEKS (got cut off after the first season)
STUDIO 60 (not for everyone but is Matthew Perry's best performance - unfortunately it got cut off before the end the first season)
PARENTHOOD (just finished season 1 and was amazing)
SPARTACUS (just finished season 1. It's not for everyone but if you think a cross between Gladiator and 300 would be cool, you'll enjoy this over the top show)
THE OFFICE (all seasons - and the British version starring Ricky Gervais as Steve Carrell's character is equally funny but sadly only 14 episodes)
FRINGE (all seasons but, like Lost, you should start from the beginning or be... lost the entire time)
VENTURE BROTHERS (I have nothing to say other than I really like cartoons)
ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADEPHIA (all seasons... simply put: hilarious)
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT (all seasons)
SOUTH PARK (what can I say... I just love those kids)

Now, the rules of the game are simple: I have my handy dandy Blackberry sitting with me as I watch whatever show I am doing... in this case it's Lost season 1. You will notice I have kept thoughts brief as I write them down quickly while the show is playing and while I think of them. Think of it as a 'Mystery Science Theater 3000' but in text form. So they go in order and you can see what I am thinking as I watch the show. I've never watched an episode of Lost in my life until now. You'll have to trust me on that as I can't prove it but why would I lie? I wanted to see if the series finale was good before I decided to set to the task of watching all six seasons. My pet peeve with a series is a terrible series finale like The Sopranos. I refuse to put myself through that again, so after the green light from my friends with the finale, I knew what I had to do... get lost in LOST.

Matthew Fox is awesome as Jack - wasn't a fan of his other then in Speed Racer till now

Hurley is fat. Why does Locke look like Randy Quaid? Is one of the twists in Lost that Locke turns out to be a Quaid brother?

Kate is hottttttttt HOTHOTHOT hotttttttt

Locke is the coolest character EVER

Michael needs to grow his dreads back......I didn't know his cool rating rested on top of his head like that (Romeo and Juliet, Oz, The Edge) he does however NEED to settle down, he's the most high strung of them all

Boone looks like he belongs on Fox's The O.C....laaaaamest character, I'm calling it out in episode 5 season 1

NEVER ask Sawyer to give you a mercy killing....who the hell shoots someone in the chest to kill them quick?!?!

This show goes from creepy, to drama, to funny, to scary and back to creepy 52,000 times an episode

Claire is kinda cute in a hippy way, I'd probably ask her to be my valentine... or at least do her...

When the baby comes I hope its not distracting to the story and annoying like TV show babies can get

Oh god, either kill Shannon or make her easier to like... she's close to being in the same boat as her tool brother

Oh.....they aren't actually related and they have a Luke and Lea thing going on.....weeeeeeeeird

Sawyer is only tolerable when he is around Kate and oddly enough, I have no preference on Jack or Sawyer for her I just wanna see her get nakey with someone, it could be Hurley for all I care

Romeo and Juliet is the only thing Michael has been in that a bear attack hasn't ensued. I wanted him to break the 4th wall and say something about having practice with bear attacks before when the polar bear was attacking him and his son

Are a bunch of people going to die eventually cuz there are a TON of expendable characters sitting around everywhere

I like when they have the character you'll be flashing back with wake up to a close up of their eye.....very neato - it would be cool if it ended with Jack closing his eyes in the series finale, very poetic

'You will find me in the next life if not this one' - poetically awesome... who wouldn't search out a hot exotic with a creative flair for writing....you go Sayid

Jack just beat the ever loving shit out of Charlie (the dude from Lord of the Rings)

Well that solves the Claire/baby problem - gone with the creepy dude acting like one of them...waaaaaaay creepy reveal on there being an extra person in their camp, sadly I didn't see that coming but when Hurley said there were 46 people at camp and only 45 were survivors from the crash I almost peed

SWEET! Nice Star Trek joke bashing Shatner by JJ Abrams.....proof I'm a nerd when I think THAT'S ironic

I want to trust Locke but for some reason can't....he has done nothing but nice things so far yet does it all with an undertone of 'I will kill everyone and whistle happily while I skin the bodies like boars'

Kate wounded those 4 robbers in the bank Matrix style

Take note: don't tell Locke what he can't do... how many must be told?? There are like 40 people on a tiny island, people HAVE to be talking you'd think... he's probably told like 5 people this in the last hour

Hurley is fat but awesome... best back story so far haha

Hahahahahahaha Claire's baby daddy is the bad guy from Paul Blart???

HOLY shit, are all of them connected some how?? Hurley owns the box company Locke worked at?? AND Sawyer met Jack's dad before the crash... so they are all connected some how...

hmmmmmmm Sawyer is coming around

never mind...Sawyer is still a jack ass

Michael needs to settle down... the dude is just on TV but he stresses even ME out. If I were on the island I'd talk Locke into killing him so I could get some damn rest. Always going over to that Korean couple making trouble

Michael's kid better have psychic powers or something sweet like Professor X

How does Locke know these things?!?! He's like the jungle MacGuyver

If Locke loses the use of his legs I swear I will shut this off, I don't need to know what's in that hatch

Please please please say Boone died when that drug smuggler's plane went over the cliff... damn, he must be harder to kill then he looks cuz I feel like Charlie could smother him if he needed to... no offense, Charlie

Kate is hot, where has she been?

There we go, looks like Kate is going back to the charms of young Doc Jack

Hurley is awesome

Jack (aka: Mr. Gorilla Hands) returns as saving Boone entails an intense chest shot to the collapsed lung... I'm no doctor but it feels like beating on people's chests whenever they go unconscious may lead to malpractice but then again, I don't have a medical degree or daddy issues

No... don't find Shannon, she's busy doin it with Sayid and doesn't have time to save Boone

The Korean couple breaking up was the best thing for them.....they are way cool separately

How cliche... the doc is away and someone that doesn't have training now needs to deliver the baby...

I'd let Kate deliver my baby any day

Sayid was way cooler running around the jungle and torturing people before Shannon domesticated him... he's more whipped then anyone I've ever seen and he hasn't even gotten laid yet. Word of advice: Taste the goods first bro... that and never fly again if you make it off that island

New island rule needs to spread around so no one gets snapped at anymore: don't tell ANYONE what they can't do cuz that's like a nerve for every damn one of those people

Boone has DIED... yesssssssssssss! Now to go get Shannon killed and set Sayid free

Kate drugged Jack and then sat and watched him sleep - where I come from if the roles were reversed that's called rape

Locke can't die, he's the only one alive that knows about the hatch

"No self respected man goes anywhere in Iowa without beer" so true

Kate is hot, Hurley is fat.....that is all

So Kate's first love was with a doctor so Jack appeals to her but Sawyer is the bad boy and she can identify with him... now we have reason for a love triangle that will probably take us all the way to the Series Finale... you have 6 more seasons to choose, Kate, assuming everyone lives that long and if they don't you can always choose me

Here we go... young black professor X is about to kill crazy Ms. French in the woods... or just let her stroll in to the beach camp, that works too

Ms. French gives 3 choices: run, hide or die... what about having sex with Kate until your immediate doom?

So where the H has Michelle Rodriguez been? She's too famous and annoying to just be dead and not on the rest of the show - she shows up in a flashback of Jack's and says she's on the same flight, smells like setup for a new character to be found

Art the biology teacher has either signed up for his death OR signed up as a new main character by going with Jack

Jack and Sawyer need to decide to either be best friends or bitter enemies....this roller coaster thing is exhausting

Too many people with too MUCH baggage stranded on one island - in real life it would be terrible, I'd never make it... I'd almost for sure piss someone off on one of their 'crazy' days

Locke and Ms. French should hook up in some weird outdoor survival sex and sell it on the internet... not that I'd watch but don't tell me you wouldn't be curious to at least peek. They'd be carving sex toys out of plane wreckage and making sex swings out of branches and old twine they found in the woods... at least 2 boars would be hunted and killed during their fornication

New ending prediction: Vincent the dog eats Shannon and is the lone survivor... I could live with that

Sayid is just being nice Charlie, no one wants to give you a gun cuz you went Total Recall on a guy the last time you held one

So they call the old slave ship that got shipwrecked in the middle of the island...Black Rock?! Aaaaaaand everyone is OK with this... that's going to be an interesting conversation when they tell Michael what Ms. French decided to name that little landmark (psssst...Michael's black, guys, I know you're not in the civilized world anymore but maybe you could at least attempt to be more P.C.)

Oh Art, yes, make your little speech about how dangerous dynamite is while holding one... I'm gonna miss your awesome commentary about the other 'non-important' people on - OOPS there it is, Art has died

Does anyone else have problems empathizing with Shannon when they keep giving flashbacks of her being a biotch

Locke is the shit... asking the surgeon if he's ever played the game Operation and then 'buzzing' loudly to scare Jack while he's removing explosives - classic

have barely explored the island that is apparently HUGE - good thing M Night Shamalamadingdong isn't involved or the ending would probably be that they have been stranded on an inhabited island like Hawaii the whole time

There we go, now the rudder is gone and the boat will mysteriously float back to the island... ooooor Sawyer will save the day - no matter what they are still getting stranded on the island again eventually... 5 bucks says they don't get rescued floating out there

Grrrrrreat - Jack has fallen down more hills then anyone can count... literally every hill he's come across he's violently fallen and rolled down so of course he finds himself on one when they are carrying back dynamite to blow the hatch... "Drat, my arch nemesis and only weakness, a slow declining hill," he thought to himself

That's the 2nd time Locke has come face to face with whatever monster thing is in the woods... it sounds a lot like a machine - it better not be a ghost or I'll be pissed... something about the slaves dead unresting souls or something = LAME

These numbers are infuriating...its like watching 13 without all the crazy math

Jack better believe in destiny cuz it seems like destiny believes in him

"I ain't no hero" says Sawyer which is probably foreshadowing that he will die saving some people

I have come to terms that Locke will probably not be getting off the island... if he has a choice he will stay

THERE, now the raft is blown up and they have Michael's son...I knew they weren't leaving

Aw, flashback to all the characters that were alive for the season finale - touching, cliche, moving and it worked - well done...

...What's in the hatch.....dun dun DUUUUUUUN

So far I have to give Lost 5/5 stars for fantastic character development and good story. I realize I am waaaaaaaaay behind on this but it doesn't matter since I'm bored and haven't posted for some time, this kills two birds with one stone. I hope this was at least some what enjoyable...if not...I don't really care, it's your wasted five minutes and not mine, but if you did enjoy this Season 2 will be on the way.

LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: Jun. 11, 2010

On this minicast from the cast of The LSQ Movie Review Schwez takes himself into a pick, Joe isn't so sure about his pick, Hey Zeus talks both of them out of it, and Cory is present for the debate between The A-Team and The Karate Kid.

Episode 27, Part 1 - I'm Not Getting into This Goddamn Intro

On this halfcast before they go on hiatus for a few weeks Schwez is a victim of identity theft, Cory classes it up, Schwez gets stalked, Cory's just making comparisons, Schwez gets bailed out, Joe's too soon, and Hey Zeus wins.

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3:21 - LSQ News Desk
12:31 - Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
(Re)Boot (Re)Cast
55:54 - Metal Gear Solid
1:02:44 - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
1:03:50 - Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
1:04:06 - Mega Man 3
1:04:16 - Dr. Mario
1:04:51 - The Secret of Monkey Island

Link Dump
Warner Bros. upcoming slate
Tom vs. The Flash podcast
Ninja Turtles reboot
Ninja Turtle reboot character snapshot
X-Men: First Class casting announcement

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Theme song:
New Found Glory - King of Wishful Thinking

Opening song:
Robert Randolph & the Family Band - Ain't Nothing Wrong with That

LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: Jun. 4, 2010

On this minicast from the cast of The LSQ Movie Review Schwez gets a new valentine, Cory throws out some acronyms, Joe takes a stand, and Hey Zeus makes them pick between Killers, Get Him to the Greek, Marmaduke, and Splice.


Link Dump
Owen Wilson's suicide attempt

Episode 26 - I Like Dinosaurs and Cameras

This week the LSQ Comic Book Movie Geekxplosion rolls on while the LSCrew learns some geography, Schwez finds true love in an unlikely place, Joe takes the rest of the gang down with him, Hey Zeus tears Cory down while Joe builds him back up, MOIRA MACTAGGART!!!, and the gang gets desperate.

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3:08 - MacGruber
LSQ's Comic Book Movie Geekxplosion
27:07 - V for Vendetta
33:44 - X-Men: The Last Stand
43:53 - Superman Returns
46:03 - Ghost Rider
48:02 - TMNT
50:37 - 300
52:07 - Spider-Man 3
55:45 - Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
58:56 - 30 Days of Night
1:00:20 - Hey Zeus's LSQ Scenario

Link Dump
SNL's Digital Short
LSQ picture

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Theme song:
New Found Glory - King of Wishful Thinking

Opening song:
Opening song: The Ting Tings - Shut Up and Let Me Go

LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: May 28, 2010

On this minicast from the cast of The LSQ Movie Review Schwez makes a shocking revelation, Cory has a moment of silence, Joe gets philosophical, and Hey Zeus makes them pick between Sex and the City 2, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, and Survival of the Dead.

Link Dump
Max Brooks' The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead

Episode 25 - Copyright Infringement

LSQ's Comic Book Movie Geekxplosion rolls on while Hey Zeus narrowly avoids a disaster, Schwez says History Channel one too many times, Merlin fails to show, Hey Zeus misses the foxes, Schwez does some research, Cory picks a poor hiding place, Joe and Schwez face off, and Esteban doesn't show up.

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2:46 - Robin Hood
LSQ's Comic Book Movie Geekxplosion
45:38 - Hellboy
48:07 - The Punisher
51:37 - Spider-Man 2
55:36 - Catwoman
57:43 - Blade: Trinity
1:01:52 - Elektra
1:04:09 - Constantine
1:08:16 - Sin City
1:11:55 - Batman Begins
1:17:07 - Fantastic Four
1:20:39 - A History of Violence

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Theme song:
New Found Glory - King of Wishful Thinking

Opening song:
The Beatles - Birthday

LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: May 21, 2010

On this minicast from the cast of The LSQ Movie Review Schwez renames the group, Cory loses a privilege, and Joe plots and schemes while Hey Zeus gets the LSCrew to choose between Shrek Forever After and MacGruber.

Episode 24 - Hulk Splash

Sometimes a playful boast can break bad on you and that's exactly what happened to Schwez as he makes good on his promise. Watch for video of the event (as well as the aftermath and extended scenes) to come out soon, even though in the show we claim it'll be up already, but you can listen to audio of it right here and now, as well as our discussion of Iron Man 2 and the continuation of LSQ's Comic Book Movie Geekxplosion. Meanwhile Hey Zeus does some commentating, Schwez does a little lime, Cory has two answers, Schwez goes full throttle, Hey Zeus gets a padwan, Cory wants to verbally punch Schwez, Cory gets up on the top buckle, Schwez professes his love for (Captain) America, Hey Zeus explains Hollywood, Cory asks an important question, Schwez gets five seconds, Jack LaLanne takes over as Magneto, Joe gets replaced, and Schwez gets too many hands lended to him.

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2:18 - Schwez's Listener Challenge
13:44 - Iron Man 2
LSQ's Comic Book Movie Geekxplosion
1:19:53 - X-Men
1:30:56 - Monkeybone
1:32:51 - Ghost World
1:33:54 - From Hell
1:36:25 - Blade II
1:41:13 - Spider-Man
1:46:36 - Road to Perdition
1:50:12 - Daredevil
1:53:11 - X2: X-Men United
1:57:02 - Hulk
2:00:18 - The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Trailer Spotlight
2:04:53 - Inception
2:08:41 - The Other Guys
2:15:10 - Grown Ups
2:22:25 - Jonah Hex

Thanks to this week's sponsor the Roxxon.

Link Dump
MC Hammer's "Hammer Man" credit sequence
Sam Rockwell's Confessions of a Dangerous Mind audition
"The 5 Worst Deaths Written for Great Characters and Why" on Cracked.com
Thor picture
Inception trailer
The Other Guys trailer
Grown Ups trailer
Jonah Hex trailer

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Theme song:
New Found Glory - King of Wishful Thinking

Opening song:
LMFAO featuring Lil Jon - Shots

LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: May 14, 2010

On this minicast from the cast of the LSQ Movie Review the gang chooses between Robin Hood, Letters to Juliet, and Just Wright.

Episode 23 - W.W.H.L.D.W.H.Q.H.W.T.I.

The Geekxplosion rolls on, but before we get to the comic book movies we talk A Nightmare on Elm Street in the brand new LSQ Studio, Cory licks his (chewy Atomic Fire)balls, Schwez is in constant deja vu, and Joe's in a sugar coma. Plus, games!

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3:36 - A Nightmare on Elm Street
LSQ's Comic Book Movie Geekxplosion
26:01 - Batman Returns
31:17 - The Crow
35:00 - The Mask
39:03 - Batman Forever
44:34 - Judge Dredd
46:50 - Barb Wire
48:45 - Batman & Robin
54:26 - Men in Black
1:00:19 - Spawn
1:05:37 - Steel
1:07:33 - Blade
1:09:23 - Mystery Men
1:12:34 - Reboot Recast

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Theme song:
New Found Glory - King of Wishful Thinking

Opening song:
Semisonic - F.N.T.

LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: May 7, 2010

On this minicast from the cast of The LSQ Movie Review the LSCrew faces it's toughest challenge yet as they pick between Iron Man 2 and Babies and settle in to the new LSQ Studio.

An LSQ Special Announcement

A special announcement regarding May 17th's episode and what you can do to help.

Episode 22 - Decoder Rings and Snap Bracelets

Technical difficulties cut the show a little short this week but LSQ's Comic Book Movie Geekxplosion rolls on regardless as the LSCrew takes a look at the adaptation of Andy Diggle and Jock's series The Losers, Schwez (once again) explains his rating scale, Joe butts up against the glass ceiling, DOLPH LUNDGREN!, Cory calls on the judges, Joe searches for the diamond in the rough, Schwez invokes Lou Diamond Phillips, Hey Zeus gets an amen, and The LSCrew gets their black actors sorted out.

And don't forget, once The LSQ Movie Review gets 100 subscribers Schwez takes 5 shots and you'll get to see video of the whole thing. Tell your friends, your dog... anyone you can. Let's get Schwez fucked up as quickly as possible.

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2:35 - The Losers

LSQ's Comic Book Movie Geekxplosion

35:54 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
44:26 - The Rocketeer

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Theme song:
New Found Glory - King of Wishful Thinking

Opening song:
Flobots - The Effect

LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: Apr. 30, 2010

On this minicast from the cast of The LSQ Movie Review, Cory conjugates his verbs, Joe takes a call, Schwez invents some new media, and Hey Zeus gets the LSCrew to tell you whether or not to check out A Nightmare on Elm Street.

Episode 21 - Exaggerated Maleness

The LSQ Movie Review is about to Geekxplode all over your face this week, and for the next two months, as The LSCrew prepare themselves to talk comic book movies. Join us as we discuss the past, present, and future of comic book movies with LSQ's Comic Book Movie Geekxplosion which kicks off in celebration of the release of the first comic book movie of the year, the adaptation of Mark Millar and John Romita Jr.'s Kick-Ass. Meanwhile, Joe gets an idea, Cory ranks himself, Joe's a glitch in the Matrix, Schwez goes straight to DVD, Joe needs a rub-down, Cory flip-flops on flip-flopping, and Hey Zeus is a homo-cidal maniac. Plus, games!

And don't forget, once The LSQ Movie Review gets 100 subscribers Schwez takes 5 shots and you'll get to see video of the whole thing. Tell your friends, your dog... anyone you can. Let's get Schwez fucked up as quickly as possible.

You can currently find The LSQ Movie Review in the iTunes store. If you subscribe through iTunes be sure to leave us a review since it helps other people find the show.

3:05 - The LSQ News Desk
12:31 - Kick-Ass
LSQ's Comic Book Movie Geekxplosion
52:50 - Superman
55:05 - Superman II
56:24 - Swamp Thing
57:49 - Superman III
58:41 - Howard the Duck
1:00:26 - Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
1:03:15 - Batman
1:06:03 - Title Tag

Thanks to this week's sponsor the StarkExpo 2010. Visit starkexpo2010.com for more information.

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300 3-D
Danger Girl
Spider-Man reboot casting

You can e-mail the show at lsqpodcast@gmail.com, follow us on Twitter at @LSQPodcast, and read our blog at lsqpodcast.blogspot.com.

Theme song:
New Found Glory - King of Wishful Thinking

Opening song:
Jane's Addiction - Superhero

LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: Apr. 23, 2010

On this minicast from the cast of The LSQ Movie Review shit gets bananas as Cory and Schwez get into a debate, Joe reads the future, and Hey Zeus opens his eyes as the LSCrew chooses between The Losers and The Back-Up Plan.

Also, Schwez makes a promise to you, the listener, after the show. He's vowing to upload a video to The LSQ Movie Review website of himself drinking five shots of Everclear on the condition that we get 100 subscribers to the show. So tell your friends, tell your neighbors, tell your mom, tell whoever you can to subscribe and let's all do our part to get Schwez fucked up. We all know he deserves whatever irreparable brain damage this stunt will inevitably cause, though it's doubtful you'll be able to tell the difference.

The Best of the LSQ Movie Review

On this very special episode of The LSQ Movie Review we take a look back at the first 20 episodes of the show as both an introduction to all of our new listeners and a retrospective for our long-time ones. Yes, that's right, it's a clip show and who doesn't love a good clip show?

The LSCrew would like to thank all of our listeners, old and new, for supporting the show. If you enjoy listening to us, and even if you don't, please let us know by e-mailing the show at lsqpodcast@gmail.com, follow us on Twitter at @LSQPodcast, and read our blog at lsqpodcast.blogspot.com.

Theme song:
New Found Glory - King of Wishful Thinking

LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: Apr. 16, 2010

On this minicast from the cast of The LSQ Movie Review Hey Zeus is all by himself in choosing between Death at a Funeral, Kick-Ass, and The Joneses.

Also, Schwez makes a promise to you, the listener, after the show. He's vowing to upload a video to The LSQ Movie Review website of himself drinking five shots of Everclear on the condition that we get 100 subscribers to the show. So tell your friends, tell your neighbors, tell your mom, tell whoever you can to subscribe and let's all do our part to get Schwez fucked up. We all know he deserves whatever irreparable brain damage this stunt will inevitably cause, though it's doubtful you'll be able to tell the difference.

Episode 20 - Jebediah the Kraken

The gang's all here as Joe returns just in time for a one-two punch of Clash of the Titans and Hot Tub Time Machine. Also we spotlight a brand new batch of trailers, Cory busts a flow, Schwez obsesses over Sam Worthington's body, Cory pulls Dom from somewhere, Schwez kills the joke, Hey Zeus cracks an egg of knowledge, Cory gets racist, Joe's heartless, Hey Zeus is wrong, Schwez is wrong, Joe pulls out a nice one, Cory accrues a debt, Hey Zeus and Cory fight like brothers, Schwez has points, Hey Zeus has a theory, Cory figures out the secret of The Daily Show, Schwez pops out, and Chris Evans replaces Gerard Butler who replaced Shia LaBeouf. Plus, games!

And don't forget, once The LSQ Movie Review gets 100 subscribers Schwez takes 5 shots and you'll get to see video of the whole thing. Tell your friends, your dog... anyone you can. Let's get Schwez fucked up as quickly as possible.

You can currently find LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays in the iTunes store and soon you'll be able to find the full-length Monday shows there as well. If you subscribe through iTunes be sure to leave us a review since it helps other people can find the show easier.

2:37 - Clash of the Titans
22:56 - Hot Tub Time Machine
Trailer Spotlights
47:39 - Despicable Me
51:20 - Iron Man 2
54:50 - Resident Evil: Afterlife
59:43 - Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
1:05:02 - Degrees

Thanks to this week's sponsor Big Kahuna Burger. Visit bigkahunaburger.com for more information.

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Despicable Me trailer
Iron Man 2 trailer
Resident Evil: Afterlife trailer
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World trailer

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Theme song:
New Found Glory - King of Wishful Thinking

Opening song: Chronic Future - Time and Time Again

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LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: Apr. 9, 2010

On this minicast from the cast of The LSQ Movie Review, the Crew catches a break as Date Night is the only movie coming out, Joe takes it easy, and Schwez doesn't receive any RSVPs.

Also, Schwez makes a promise to you, the listener, after the show. He's vowing to upload a video to The LSQ Movie Review website of himself drinking five shots of Everclear on the condition that we get 100 subscribers to the show. So tell your friends, tell your neighbors, tell your mom, tell whoever you can to subscribe and let's all do our part to get Schwez fucked up. We all know he deserves whatever irreparable brain damage this stunt will inevitably cause, though it's doubtful you'll be able to tell the difference.

Episode 19 - Prince Fantastic

Ahh, summer. Warm temperatures, short skirts, and awesome movies. This week three-fourths of the LSCrew (the good ones) take a sneak peek at 2010's slate of summer movies and talk about how excited we are for each. Meanwhile Joe gets made fun of (a lot), Cory offers Princess Diana some much needed advice, Schwez sings us a song, Hey Zeus almost gets replaced by Morgan Freeman, Cory makes a shitty macaroni necklace, Hey Zeus pulls a fast one, Schwez answers in the form of a question, Cory wants to kill off Joe, Joe doesn't listen, Schwez wears too tight of pants to fit 100 ants in them, DJ the Intern causes some pain, Schwez is voted "LSCrew Member Most Likely to Get Stabbed," Gabe starts his superhero training, Schwez pulls on the tiger's tail, Hey Zeus is a flip-flopper, Schwez learns a new word, Joe's an Oompa Loompa, Schwez gets a raging 10, Harry Carey loves Boondock Saints, Hey Zeus and Cory's dad hangs out with Prince and Macho Man Randy Savage, Schwez and Cory attempt (and fail at) a mind meld, Live Free or Die Hard is brought up three separate times, Cory wants to punch DJ the Intern in the throat to defend Kevin James' honor, Schwez interrupts the summer preview to rave about Parenthood on NBC, Hey Zeus joins Team Alien, Cory wonders what's in the box, Schwez brings up Speed Racer, Chris Evans takes over, Hey Zeus gets his tongue twisted by Sylvester Stallone, DJ the Intern sucks an egg, and Schwez tries not to throw up.

Plus, stay tuned during the episode wrap-up for Schwez's special listener challenge.

Also, LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays are now available in the iTunes store. Just search for "LSQ" and there we'll be. Look for the full-length Monday shows to be available on iTunes soon. And don't forget, if you subscribe to us through iTunes, please leave us a review. It'll help other people find the show, which of course means we'll get Schwez messed up quicker.

3:39 - The LSQ News Desk
LSQ's Summer Movie Preview
16:40 - Date Night
23:45 - Kick-Ass
30:30 - The Losers
34:28 - A Nightmare on Elm Street
35:45 - Iron Man 2
39:45 - Robin Hood
44:45 - Shrek Forever After
45:55 - MacGruber
50:58 - Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
54:51 - Get Him to the Greek
56:44 - The A-Team
58:57 - Toy Story 3
1:00:49 - Jonah Hex
1:04:09 - Grown Ups
1:07:31 - The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
1:13:50 - The Last Airbender
1:20:12 - Predators
1:24:37 - Inception
1:28:08 - Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
1:30:30 - Takers
1:32:22 - The Expendables
1:35:05 - Piranha 3-D
Current Movies
1:40:18 - Repo Men

Thanks to this week's sponsor Chernoblee.

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Theme song:
New Found Glory - King of Wishful Thinking

Opening song:
Hold for Swank - Does She Realize

This week's opening song, by local Iowan band Hold for Swank, is available for free( along with two other tracks from their first album That's Why We Can't Have Nice Things) on holdforswank.com, where you can purchase both of their albums. Check 'em out and help support other Iowan talent (or, at least, actual Iowan talent).

LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: Apr. 2, 2010

On this minicast from the cast of The LSQ Movie Review, Cory doesn't let his mullet rip apart his family, Schwez gets impatient, Hey Zeus raises his fist, and the LSCrew picks between The Last Song, Why Did I Get Married Too, Furry Vengeance, and Clash of the Titans.

Also, Schwez makes a promise to you, the listener, after the show. He's vowing to upload a video to The LSQ Movie Review website of himself drinking five shots of Everclear on the condition that we get 100 subscribers to the show. So tell your friends, tell your neighbors, tell your mom, tell whoever you can to subscribe and let's all do our part to get Schwez fucked up. We all know he deserves whatever irreparable brain damage this stunt will inevitably cause, though it's doubtful you'll be able to tell the difference.

Episode 18 - That's a Lot of Testicles

The LSCrew breaks format this week as, instead of reviewing a new release, we catch-up on a few DVDs; specifically, DVDs we assigned each other to watch. Cory assigned Joe The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters, Hey Zeus assigned Schwez Welcome to Colinwood, Schwez assigned Cory Hard Candy, and Joe assigned Hey Zeus Boondock Saints. Join us as we expand our cinematical horizons, Hey Zeus debuts a new segment, Cory finds a way to bring up Piranha 3-D, Schwez gets superexcited about everything, Joe can't open his eyes, Cory and Schwez write a jingle for every segment of the show, Joe and Schwez have a knife fight, Schwez remembers Jumpman, Joe does the robot while stepping on a bit, Cory wants to watch Sam Rockwell dance, Schwez confuses Italian for German, Joe's mom stars in a snuff film, Cory joins A.A., Joe loses track of time, Hey Zeus doesn't represent the group, Cory gets sympathy pains, Hey Zeus doesn't surprise Schwez, Schwez has a theory, Hey Zeus isn't a fan of Ron Jeremy's acting, Joe learns Willem Dafoe's name, and Hey Zeus has a quickie. Plus, games!

2:51 - The LSQ News Desk
10:58 - King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters
20:57 - Welcome to Colinwood
26:04 - Hard Candy
34:34 - Boondock Saints
40:19 - LSQ Quickie: Repo Men
43:45 - Reboot Recast

Thanks to this week's sponsor The Union. Visit theunioncares.com for more information.

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http://www.superherohype.com/news/captainamericanews.php?id=9150
Jack Ryan
http://insidemovies.moviefone.com/2009/10/14/chris-pine-jack-ryan-tom-clancy/
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118009912.html?categoryid=13&cs=1
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
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Warner Bros. 3-D
http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/03/18/all-warner-bros-tentpole-movies-will-be-released-in-3d/

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Theme song:
New Found Glory - King of Wishful Thinking

Opening song:
A Change of Pace - Weekend Warriors

LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: Mar. 26, 2010

On this minicast from the cast of The LSQ Movie Review, Schwez cries about Pixar, Cory denies being afraid of Joan Cusack, Joe reminds Schwez what the names of segments in his own show are, and Hey Zeus makes them choose between How to Train Your Dragon, Hot Tub Time Machine, and Greenberg.

G2: The New Gateway Drug

When people talk about being addicted to something they always say they fell into it without warning and were completely blindsided by the consequences of their own actions. When speaking of addictions with substances usually the substance of choice isn't what they try first. For example, you'll more than likely never see a future alcoholic decide to drink a bottle of scotch for their first ever taste of alcohol (underage stupidity not included). Likewise, a future heroin addict will probably never decide one day, without ever trying drugs, "Today is the day I will steal a few syringes from my diabetic little sister, and see what chasing the dragon feels like."

Go to any addiction group and you will hear a very important keywordin the life of a junkie/alcoholic/addictee: "gateway." Marijuana is labeled as a gateway drug because more than likely Mr. Heroin over there decided to try out this easy, simple and (nowadays) socially acceptable drug, and then decided, "Ya know, I'm just not fucked up enough...let's kick it up a notch."

BAM! I smoke rocks... I mean, its just powdered sugar.

I would go out on a limb and say beer would be the equivalent alcohol version of marijuana. Drink eight beers every night and you’re just the guy that likes to have a good time. Polish off a fifth of Jack every night and suddenly you’re the fat slob that has a drinking problem. But what about other substances besides alcohol and drugs... do they have a similar gateway? I can say with great certainty that Joe and myself are addicted to giant burritos, whether it be from Pablos, Pancheros, or Chipotle. Sorry, Joe, for throwing you under the bus but it’s an addiction, a disease and it’s not your fault. Admittance is the first step to recovery but who would want to recover from a delicious addiction like that? With an addiction like large, over-sized burritos there is no gateway, it’s just mostly dependent on whether or not you have a roommate, like I had with Joe, that loves to eat as much as you.

Joe and I testing out the new Panchero Burrito in a cup...

Until recently I despised Gatorade. I hated it because I always thought it was the most pointless drink there was. It has hardly any flavor; you might as well be drinking water. However, it doesn’t quench your thirst like water can because there is too much flavor. If I was parched and wanted to hydrate myself I would rather have water, and if I wanted a tasty treat I’d much rather have Kool-Aid.

The last girl I dated brought to my attention G2 Grape Gatorade. I don’t remember any specifics but I can only guess that I got thirsty and there were no refreshments around so I had to take a gulp from her Gatorade. Imagine my surprise when I realized that this beverage was actually delicious. I spent the next couple weeks weaning myself off soda (which is another addiction from which most of the U.S. suffers) by drinking massive amounts of this new wondrous discovery.

Our lawyers tell me that its legal to put this image up as long as I let you know that "G2 Gatorade Grape is refreshing and delicious with low calories. Its the perfect thirst quencher."

One day I went to the store before class to pick up my usual G2 Grape Gatorade and found that the gas station - the same gas station I had been going to for the last 2 weeks - was completely out of my Gatorade flavor. This either means that they have a person that does a terrible job on inventory or that it took me two weeks to single-handedly drink every last G2 Grape they had in stock and since it was just one guy drinking it they didn’t really care if they ran out.

I DRANK A WHOLE GAS STATION’S INVENTORY OF GATORADE, which I didn’t even like not two weeks prior. So now I really had no idea what to do. I needed my fix but I didn’t have time before class to stop at another gas station. So I took a deep breath and I picked out G2 Fruit Punch Gatorade, hoped for the best and took off (well, I paid first, then I took off. Don't start thinking my new addiction turned me into a thief like some other addictions). Suffice it to say it was equally delicious and I was now officially hooked on Gatorade. Over the next week I tried every G2 flavor that Gatorade made and didn’t come by one single flavor that I didn’t like just as much as the Grape. I quickly celebrated this amazing discovery and new addiction by doing what I always do when I get good news: I went to Pancheros and ate a giant celebratory burrito.

The sweet taste of victory

It was then that I realized that G2 Grape Gatorade was a gateway drink into the shady world of Gatorade that I probably will never come back from. Which, it turns out, is way better then drinking my two Mt. Dews a day I was before. Yes, I realize that that’s a lot but by now I think everyone should know that I have a very addictive personality, so when I find something I like I must have it as much as possible. I do it with movies and songs in the same way; I’ll find a movie or song I love and then I will proceed to watch or listen to it non-stop countless times until I can no longer even hear the name without wanting to punch someone. It seems, though, that the food and drink addictions that I suffer from usually never get old and they'll stick around until I find something that replaces them.

Here is a list of addictions that I suffer from:
Pancheros
Netflix
G2 Gatorade
Grinding my teeth while I drive
Video games
Sex
Blowjobs
Acting like I know how to make balloon animals (I do not - do not let me tell you I do)
Hiding like a ninja and scaring unknowing bystanders (generally friends in my own home)
Movies
Blogging about ridiculous things (this actually effects you the reader as you waste your time reading me)
Wal-Mart Southwest Black Bean Salsa
Facebook
Disc Golf
Glenlivet Scotch on the rocks/Roy Rogers (a hard drink and the pussiest drink you can order – I’m fans of both)

Looking over this list it occurs to me that a lot of my addictions are things that I just like to do, but make no mistake, every single thing on this list I do or think about at least five times a week. So with all of these addictions in life to worry about how are you to see the gateway substances that will usher you in to your new addiction-filled life?

You won’t: this is America… we don’t have time to pay attention to silly things like worrying if we are doing too much of something. American = Excessive Society… more or less it means if you're an American it means that you're already doing too much of whatever it is your worried about doing too much of.

America - FUCK YEAH!

I despise my love of Gatorade just like a heroin addict probably despises heroin. I spent 26 years hating Gatorade and thinking it was the worst beverage around before realizing my love of it. Because of this, every morning I go in and buy one. In my head I hate myself a little more each day. Do I hope to one day expel my love of Gatorade and revert back to my old hatred of it? More than you can ever know, but the drink tastes too damn good to get rid of. Just like I could never get rid of any of those things on that list above; I love them all so much.

It’s like asking a 5-year old which stuffed animal of his he doesn’t want anymore so we can throw it away. Some would call a person that asked a 5-year old that question a monster. Remember that the next time you decide ask someone to give up something they are addicted to, like Pancheros, sex, or Gatorade. Know that in their heads maybe they hate their addiction even more then you hate it. Someday Gatorade will no longer be in my life and I will be free of its liquidy goodness but until then… bottoms up.

A Special Note to Everyone: Thanks for supporting us so far, its been a lot of fun for my best friends and I to be able to entertain the way we do and we hope to do it more. Sooo... tell some friends about us and spread the word - if I can get 100 subscribers/followers to the blog I will take five shots of Everslear back to back and post the video on here. YIPPEE FOR EXCESS!

Episode 17 - Days of Storm

This week the LSQ Movie Review is coming at you with a full boat and a one-two punch, Schwez misses an opportunity to make a new friend, Cory flip-flops... again, Joe's a dirty tracer, Schwez and Joe find a new obsession, Joe debuts his Batman voice, Cory throws down the gauntlet, the Crew misidentifies Captain Hook, Joe goes Post-Traumatic Stress on Schwez, Cory needs to watch the Mission: Impossible movies again, Schwez wants to see a movie that sounds suspiciously like Red Dawn, Cory reveals his true colors, Joe quotes Thomas Jefferson by way of Ed Harris in The Rock, Cory enacts a ban-hammer, Joe defends subtitles, Schwez corks Woody Harrelson, and Joe forgets his mic.

3:03 - She's Out of My League
28:12 - Green Zone
Trailer Spotlight
1:07:04 - A Nightmare on Elm Street
1:13:12 - Solomon Kane
1:18:31 - Defendor
1:23:30 - The Losers

Thanks to this week's sponsor Massive Dynamic. Visit massivedynamic.com for more information.

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Solomon Kane trailer
Defendor trailer
The Losers trailer

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Theme song:
New Found Glory - King of Wishful Thinking

Opening song:
Weezer - (If You're Wondering if I Want You To) I Want You To

LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: Mar. 19, 2010

On this minicast from the panel of the LSQ Movie Review a special guest makes a suggestion, Joe riddles himself, Cory picks his favorite Jack Ryan, Schwez offers Cory an indecent proposal, and Hey Zeus isn't allowed to wrap up the show as the LSCrew makes a recommendation from The Bounty Hunter, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Repo Men, and The Runaways.

Episode 16 - It was Like Robocop, Kinda...

Sickness has hit the LSCrew as Joe is M.I.A. and Hey Zeus was late getting the episode out while Schwez shows his true feelings for Joe's body, Hey Zeus delves into the archives to see how well the Crew predicted the Oscars, Cory creates his own Alice in Wonderland trailer just for Schwez, Hey Zeus finds Brooklyn's Finest's rosetta stone, Schwez explains why he never shuts up, Cory finds a way to bring up Piranha 3-D, Schwez finds a way to bring up Speed Racer, Hey Zeus tries to remind Cory who Max Headroom is, and the whole LSCrew rails against people in movie theaters without common manners and make up a Brooklyn's Finest drinking game.

5:23 - Oscar Results
15:55 - Alice in Wonderland
54:55 - Brooklyn's Finest

Thanks to this week's sponsor BlueStar Corp. Visit thebluesuncorporation.com for more information.

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Theme song:
New Found Glory - King of Wishful Thinking

Opening song:
Dropkick Murphys - I'm Shipping Up to Boston

LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: Mar. 12, 2010

On this minicast from the LSQ Movie Review, Hey Zeus makes Schwez feel bad for not having a brother, Cory does his best Mario impression, and Schwez takes too long as they choose between Green Zone, Remember Me, She's Out of My League, and Our Family Wedding.

Cory vs. Concert Goers, Part 1

There’s a general rule of thumb when you’ve paid over thirty bucks to see one of your favorite or even not-so-favorite bands play their hearts out on stage: don’t be a dick. It’s fairly simple really. Someone should look into handing out complimentary "What Would Jesus Do" bracelets changed to read DBAD as a helpful reminder when tearing their tickets. Now, an astute observer would say “Hey, that helpful bracelet reminder sounds an awful lot like 'Be Bad!' Not ‘don’t be a dick!’”, and if you made that observation, well, ignore that because these people are not nearly as astute as you. *Thumbs up!* Also, if it reads DBAD, you can adjust the acronym to your liking: don’t be a douche, don’t be a dummy, don’t be a dumb-dick, etc.

I’ve been doing concert security for almost seven years and I would like to think I know what I’m doing by now. You’d be amazed at how many people would like to argue this point with me. Since I do very much know what I’m doing (and I even know what you should not be doing) I’ll take the time to make a brief guide to surviving a concert, because you, sir, don’t have a clue.

Chapter 1: The Pat Down
Almost every concert I do security for requires every single person to be frisked, which is sadly not nearly as enjoyable for me as it sounds. Go to your next rock concert in town and you’ll see what I mean. Here are the tips to making it past me as soon as you step inside the door:

A. Don’t bring weapons.
One would think weapons are obviously a very, very bad idea to bring. At which point is a knife something you absolutely need to listen to music? While I understand that in the Midwest, carrying a pocketknife is next on the checklist to have on your person (right after chewin’ tobaccie and corncob pipe) it is not recommended for a concert. I’ll take it from you because you don’t need it, so don’t get all huffy and puffy about it. You’ve had fair warning.

Not everyone brings a just a pocketknife; I’ve scored switchblades (illegal) and hunting knives longer than your favorite gay porn star (unnecessary?). While I’ve never confiscated a gun, I have taken a large lighter in the form of a revolver, and I think I did this guy a favor. I can imagine him taking that out to light a cigarette and getting tackled by nearly every security guard, police officer, and probably a few concert goers as well. You’re welcome!

B. Don’t bring drugs.
OK, this one is a little harder to enforce as people are quite clever and desperate to smoke a J at a concert. I get it. You were probably spawned in a sweaty, smoky Volkswagen van while your parents blared Hendrix; it’s in your genes. But, really now, how desperately do you need to be high? I’ve taken more than five joints off of one guy, ONE FRIGGIN’GUY! If you don’t want to remember the concert that badly, don’t go! Stay home, smoke a bowl, order a pizza, get some Funyuns, Cheetos, Doritos, and burritos. And water… a whole lot of water. Or, you can smoke a lot right before you get there and leave your stash at home; I don’t care. But know in advance that I’ll take it if I find it. No, I’m not a narc, and no it’s not for myself. I’m just doing my job. Deal with it sucka!

C. Don’t wear chains or spikes.
So you think you’re pretty cool with all that bling don’t ya? Congratulations, you look like a toolbag (Sorry, DJ)! Can’t have that either, and this is to my personal benefit, which I will get to in part two.

D. Please shower and wear clean clothes, for once.
If you reek of sweat, welfare, and Steel Reserve and you haven’t even entered the sweaty mass of grossness yet, I really wouldn't want to be around your funk once you leave. Patting down means I have to physically put my hands on you, and if they keep sliding off (even with my gloves on) it's time to have a nice long look in mirror, which incidentally you have in your bathroom, right next to the shower.

Stay tuned for Part 2!

Episode 15 - Joe's Making Sounds Like a Zombie

It's another LSQ Double Feature as the guys (and special guest Slapjack Johnson) get together to talk about The Crazies and Cop Out and learn the difference between blood-bourne and water-bourne viruses, try to join the '14 U.S. curling team, have some unanswered questions about pregnancy, get weirded out by a pool, debate the role of poachers in an anarchic setting, figure out just how big of a bomb you'd need to wipe a town off the map, and work on our Kevin Costner impressions while Schwez takes some unnecessary risks just to look cool, Hey Zeus learns his directions, Joe wonders how to spell "civilian", and Cory rages against Hollywood for trying to make Iowa southern.

We here at The LSQ Movie Review were saddened to learn of the untimely death of fellow podcaster Andrew Koenig of Never Not Funny. If you'd like to make a donation in Andrew's name, please visit U.S. Campaign for Burma or visit http://www.pardcast.com for more information. You can also help support the Never Not Funny family by subscribing to the free feed through iTunes or with a paid subscription. Koenig was a special part of the podcast community and he will be missed.

3:31 - Andrew Koenig Tribute
10:27 - The Crazies
48:45 - Cop Out

Thanks to this week's sponsor Prescott Pharmaceuticals. Visit their site for more information.

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Theme song:
New Found Glory - King of Wishful Thinking

Opening song:
Keane - A Bad Dream

LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: Mar. 5, 2010

On this minicast from the LSQ Movie Review, Anne Shorter makes a lifelong enemy of Hey Zeus. Meanwhile, Cory and Schwez once again bring up their favorite movies to talk about instead of the actual topic (Piranha 3-D and Speed Racer, respectively), and Joe and Cory become lightning brothers, and finally, the LSCrew picks between Alice in Wonderland and Brooklyn's Finest.

Episode 14 - Ernest Goes to Perdition

We missed out on seeing Shutter Island this week, but we make it up by doing a retrospective on Shutter Island star Leonardo DiCaprio, as well as consider going full retard, try to find the black people, invest in some new jewelry, trademark Hanks, rebel against movie crazes, start a world-wide Fight Club, find out who exactly Whoopi Goldberg fondled, confuse Teddy for Franklin Roosevelt, and accidentally skip over Romeo + Juliet. Plus, games!

5:40 - What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
7:24 - The Basketball Diaries
8:17 - Marvin's Room
9:35 - Titanic
10:13 - The Man in the Iron Mask
13:09 - Celebrity
13:23 - The Beach
13:38 - Catch Me If You Can
15:16 - Gangs of New York
17:39 - The Aviator
20:06 - Blood Diamond
21:03 - The Departed
23:54 - Body of Lies
25:00 - Revolutionary Road
26:06 - Shutter Island
28:17 - Inception
29:59 - The Rise of Theodore Roosevelt
31:15 - Untitled Mel Gibson Viking Movie
32:55 - Title Tag

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Theme song:
New Found Glory - King of Wishful Thinking

Opening song:
Dashboard Confessional - Vindicated