LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: Apr. 16, 2010

On this minicast from the cast of The LSQ Movie Review Hey Zeus is all by himself in choosing between Death at a Funeral, Kick-Ass, and The Joneses.

Also, Schwez makes a promise to you, the listener, after the show. He's vowing to upload a video to The LSQ Movie Review website of himself drinking five shots of Everclear on the condition that we get 100 subscribers to the show. So tell your friends, tell your neighbors, tell your mom, tell whoever you can to subscribe and let's all do our part to get Schwez fucked up. We all know he deserves whatever irreparable brain damage this stunt will inevitably cause, though it's doubtful you'll be able to tell the difference.

Episode 20 - Jebediah the Kraken

The gang's all here as Joe returns just in time for a one-two punch of Clash of the Titans and Hot Tub Time Machine. Also we spotlight a brand new batch of trailers, Cory busts a flow, Schwez obsesses over Sam Worthington's body, Cory pulls Dom from somewhere, Schwez kills the joke, Hey Zeus cracks an egg of knowledge, Cory gets racist, Joe's heartless, Hey Zeus is wrong, Schwez is wrong, Joe pulls out a nice one, Cory accrues a debt, Hey Zeus and Cory fight like brothers, Schwez has points, Hey Zeus has a theory, Cory figures out the secret of The Daily Show, Schwez pops out, and Chris Evans replaces Gerard Butler who replaced Shia LaBeouf. Plus, games!

And don't forget, once The LSQ Movie Review gets 100 subscribers Schwez takes 5 shots and you'll get to see video of the whole thing. Tell your friends, your dog... anyone you can. Let's get Schwez fucked up as quickly as possible.

You can currently find LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays in the iTunes store and soon you'll be able to find the full-length Monday shows there as well. If you subscribe through iTunes be sure to leave us a review since it helps other people can find the show easier.

2:37 - Clash of the Titans
22:56 - Hot Tub Time Machine
Trailer Spotlights
47:39 - Despicable Me
51:20 - Iron Man 2
54:50 - Resident Evil: Afterlife
59:43 - Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
1:05:02 - Degrees

Thanks to this week's sponsor Big Kahuna Burger. Visit bigkahunaburger.com for more information.

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Despicable Me trailer
Iron Man 2 trailer
Resident Evil: Afterlife trailer
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World trailer

You can e-mail the show at lsqpodcast@gmail.com, follow us on Twitter at @LSQPodcast, and read our blog at lsqpodcast.blogspot.com.

Theme song:
New Found Glory - King of Wishful Thinking

Opening song: Chronic Future - Time and Time Again

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LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: Apr. 9, 2010

On this minicast from the cast of The LSQ Movie Review, the Crew catches a break as Date Night is the only movie coming out, Joe takes it easy, and Schwez doesn't receive any RSVPs.

Also, Schwez makes a promise to you, the listener, after the show. He's vowing to upload a video to The LSQ Movie Review website of himself drinking five shots of Everclear on the condition that we get 100 subscribers to the show. So tell your friends, tell your neighbors, tell your mom, tell whoever you can to subscribe and let's all do our part to get Schwez fucked up. We all know he deserves whatever irreparable brain damage this stunt will inevitably cause, though it's doubtful you'll be able to tell the difference.

Episode 19 - Prince Fantastic

Ahh, summer. Warm temperatures, short skirts, and awesome movies. This week three-fourths of the LSCrew (the good ones) take a sneak peek at 2010's slate of summer movies and talk about how excited we are for each. Meanwhile Joe gets made fun of (a lot), Cory offers Princess Diana some much needed advice, Schwez sings us a song, Hey Zeus almost gets replaced by Morgan Freeman, Cory makes a shitty macaroni necklace, Hey Zeus pulls a fast one, Schwez answers in the form of a question, Cory wants to kill off Joe, Joe doesn't listen, Schwez wears too tight of pants to fit 100 ants in them, DJ the Intern causes some pain, Schwez is voted "LSCrew Member Most Likely to Get Stabbed," Gabe starts his superhero training, Schwez pulls on the tiger's tail, Hey Zeus is a flip-flopper, Schwez learns a new word, Joe's an Oompa Loompa, Schwez gets a raging 10, Harry Carey loves Boondock Saints, Hey Zeus and Cory's dad hangs out with Prince and Macho Man Randy Savage, Schwez and Cory attempt (and fail at) a mind meld, Live Free or Die Hard is brought up three separate times, Cory wants to punch DJ the Intern in the throat to defend Kevin James' honor, Schwez interrupts the summer preview to rave about Parenthood on NBC, Hey Zeus joins Team Alien, Cory wonders what's in the box, Schwez brings up Speed Racer, Chris Evans takes over, Hey Zeus gets his tongue twisted by Sylvester Stallone, DJ the Intern sucks an egg, and Schwez tries not to throw up.

Plus, stay tuned during the episode wrap-up for Schwez's special listener challenge.

Also, LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays are now available in the iTunes store. Just search for "LSQ" and there we'll be. Look for the full-length Monday shows to be available on iTunes soon. And don't forget, if you subscribe to us through iTunes, please leave us a review. It'll help other people find the show, which of course means we'll get Schwez messed up quicker.

3:39 - The LSQ News Desk
LSQ's Summer Movie Preview
16:40 - Date Night
23:45 - Kick-Ass
30:30 - The Losers
34:28 - A Nightmare on Elm Street
35:45 - Iron Man 2
39:45 - Robin Hood
44:45 - Shrek Forever After
45:55 - MacGruber
50:58 - Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
54:51 - Get Him to the Greek
56:44 - The A-Team
58:57 - Toy Story 3
1:00:49 - Jonah Hex
1:04:09 - Grown Ups
1:07:31 - The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
1:13:50 - The Last Airbender
1:20:12 - Predators
1:24:37 - Inception
1:28:08 - Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
1:30:30 - Takers
1:32:22 - The Expendables
1:35:05 - Piranha 3-D
Current Movies
1:40:18 - Repo Men

Thanks to this week's sponsor Chernoblee.

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Theme song:
New Found Glory - King of Wishful Thinking

Opening song:
Hold for Swank - Does She Realize

This week's opening song, by local Iowan band Hold for Swank, is available for free( along with two other tracks from their first album That's Why We Can't Have Nice Things) on holdforswank.com, where you can purchase both of their albums. Check 'em out and help support other Iowan talent (or, at least, actual Iowan talent).

LSQ's 5-Minute Fridays: Apr. 2, 2010

On this minicast from the cast of The LSQ Movie Review, Cory doesn't let his mullet rip apart his family, Schwez gets impatient, Hey Zeus raises his fist, and the LSCrew picks between The Last Song, Why Did I Get Married Too, Furry Vengeance, and Clash of the Titans.

Also, Schwez makes a promise to you, the listener, after the show. He's vowing to upload a video to The LSQ Movie Review website of himself drinking five shots of Everclear on the condition that we get 100 subscribers to the show. So tell your friends, tell your neighbors, tell your mom, tell whoever you can to subscribe and let's all do our part to get Schwez fucked up. We all know he deserves whatever irreparable brain damage this stunt will inevitably cause, though it's doubtful you'll be able to tell the difference.

Episode 18 - That's a Lot of Testicles

The LSCrew breaks format this week as, instead of reviewing a new release, we catch-up on a few DVDs; specifically, DVDs we assigned each other to watch. Cory assigned Joe The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters, Hey Zeus assigned Schwez Welcome to Colinwood, Schwez assigned Cory Hard Candy, and Joe assigned Hey Zeus Boondock Saints. Join us as we expand our cinematical horizons, Hey Zeus debuts a new segment, Cory finds a way to bring up Piranha 3-D, Schwez gets superexcited about everything, Joe can't open his eyes, Cory and Schwez write a jingle for every segment of the show, Joe and Schwez have a knife fight, Schwez remembers Jumpman, Joe does the robot while stepping on a bit, Cory wants to watch Sam Rockwell dance, Schwez confuses Italian for German, Joe's mom stars in a snuff film, Cory joins A.A., Joe loses track of time, Hey Zeus doesn't represent the group, Cory gets sympathy pains, Hey Zeus doesn't surprise Schwez, Schwez has a theory, Hey Zeus isn't a fan of Ron Jeremy's acting, Joe learns Willem Dafoe's name, and Hey Zeus has a quickie. Plus, games!

2:51 - The LSQ News Desk
10:58 - King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters
20:57 - Welcome to Colinwood
26:04 - Hard Candy
34:34 - Boondock Saints
40:19 - LSQ Quickie: Repo Men
43:45 - Reboot Recast

Thanks to this week's sponsor The Union. Visit theunioncares.com for more information.

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Captain America
http://www.empireonline.com/news/feed.asp?NID=27352
http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/03/19/chris-evans-reportedly-offered-captain-america-role/
http://www.superherohype.com/news/captainamericanews.php?id=9150
Jack Ryan
http://insidemovies.moviefone.com/2009/10/14/chris-pine-jack-ryan-tom-clancy/
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118009912.html?categoryid=13&cs=1
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
http://www.empireonline.com/news/feed.asp?NID=27355
Warner Bros. 3-D
http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/03/18/all-warner-bros-tentpole-movies-will-be-released-in-3d/

You can e-mail the show at lsqpodcast@gmail.com, follow us on Twitter at @LSQPodcast, and read our blog at lsqpodcast.blogspot.com.

Theme song:
New Found Glory - King of Wishful Thinking

Opening song:
A Change of Pace - Weekend Warriors